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Saturday, July 24, 2010 '' How's life? '' hope one day i will be able to answer back great! proudly & honestly the temperature is high & low these days, making me hot & cold inside out smhow im quite kanjiong to get MT results. actually if for a 6subj getting a B4 for chinese(!?) - means A1s+A2s+B3s are mustsss for other 5 so as to get into better courses... seems like things are not looking good for me. owh GBM recently ive been coming across really lollol stuffs & heres some examples i wonder if is some1 who pasted there for fun cos its found at a construction site 1. Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien meaning Ah Cheng buys bread) The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were indignant and kicked up a big fuss, claiming that the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after many hours of talking, the manager managed to find out that the Ah Bengs were actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers. 2. There is this miss universe contest.....and the 3 finalists are miss american, miss australia, and miss singapore. Now....the judges are asking 3 questions to the finalists.. the 1st question is: "name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter l..."miss american is as confident as ever, and replies straight away:"..lamp...". the judges say good....miss australia replies:"......light bulb...." the judges say good..... now miss singapore is not too sure......she finally says:".....ladio...." then the judges say:"....sorry, radio doesn't start with letter l....." Now the 2nd question is:".....name me an animal starting with the letter l" miss american says confidently:"....lion...." the judges say good.....and miss australia says:"......leopard....." the judges say good....and now miss singapore isn't too sure again.... she says:"...labbit..." the judges say:"...sorry, rabbit doesn't start with the letter l.....and if you get the next question wrong, I'm afraid you are out of the contest...." Now, the 3rd and last question......:"name me a fruit starting with the letter l....."miss american says:"....lime...." the judges say well done.....miss australia says:.....lemon...." the judges say well done.... Now miss singapore knows the answer for once.....she is very confident that she would make it to the next round...... she says: ".........LIEW LIAN..........." WHEN DECIDING ON A PLAN OF ACTION.... INSTEAD OF "What do you propose we do now that the movies are sold out?" SINGAPOREANS simply look blur and say "So how?" WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION..... INSTEAD OF "Excuse me, but would it be possible for me to take this chair?" SINGAPOREANS simply point at the chair and say "Can or not?!" WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY.... INSTEAD OF "Hey, put your wallet away, the drinks's on me." SINGAPOREANS simply give a frowned smile and say "Nonid..." (no need) WHEN SOMEONE IS IN YOUR WAY.... INSTEAD OF "Excuse me, I'd like to get by, would you please move a little aside?" SINGAPOREANS simply look down and say "SKIUS.." for entertaining purposes but kinda insulting though cos immma SINGAPOREAN myself well afterall is our type of style > short & sweet Labels: might as well wait for the sun to rise from the west